Peaches & Pebbles

[Verse 1]

Yeah

I could have been a land baron

Had a beautiful wife named Sharon

Had twins and named both of the girls Karen

They go by nicknames: Peaches & Pebbles

Own wiffle ball bars and a piece of the Jersey Devils

And love penguins and fight for rights of lizards

Hold sweepstakes and prizes to contestant winners

But Karens are bitter, said I never saw the bigger picture

About helping people written in religious scriptures

We had too much, they wanted to give away their stuff

Like hockey stocks to Jersey workers who mint clocks

And wiffle ball bars to poor people with no cars

Oh, my daughters, so different from their father

[Chorus]

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

[Verse 2]

Peaches & Pebbles, utensils made of noble metals

That I acquired while attaining some new land to settle

Or give it away to some woman named Janae

Who worked the third shift in Manufacturing Room A

Could she appreciate the details that went into these?

Will they be dish-washed and served macaroni cheese?

I like my stuff, the Karens think it's way too much

I worked hard to not live on the Boulevard

[Chorus]

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles

My Peaches & Pebbles