Hooked On Polkas

["State of Shock" by The Jacksons w/ Mick Jagger]

You're takin' to me good

Just like you know you should

You get me on my knees

Please, baby, please

She looks so great, everytime I see her face

She put me in a state, ooh! (State of shock)

["Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top]

Top coat, top hat

I don't worry, 'cause my wallet's fat

Black shades, white gloves

Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love

They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man! (Hey!)

Whoo! Ah ha!

["What's Love Got to Do with It" by Tina Turner]

Oh, what's love, got to do, got to do with it?

What's love but a second-hand emotion?

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

["Method of Modern Love" by Daryl Hall & John Oates]

M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E

It's the method of modern love

["Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes]

Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Much better than the

Owner of a broken heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Yea! Yea yea yea yea yea yea!

["We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister]

We're not gonna take it

No! We ain't gonna take it

We're not gonna take it anymore

["99 Luftballons" by Nena]

99 Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All

Warum schickte ein General

["Footloose" by Kenny Loggins]

Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

Kick off my Sunday shoes

Please! Louise! Pull me offa my knees!

Jack! Get back! Come on, before we crack!

Lose your blues, ev'rybody cut footloose!

["The Reflex" by Duran Duran]

So why don't you use it?

Try not to bruise it

Find time, don't lose it

["Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" by Quiet Riot]

Bang your head

Metal health'll drive ya mad

Bang your head

Metal health'll drive ya mad

["Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood]

Relax, don't do it

When you wanna go to it

Relax, don't do it

When you wanna come

Relax, don't do it

When you wanna sock it to it

Relax, don't do it

When you wanna come

When you wanna come

When you want to come