- Writer
- “Weird Al” Yankovic, Andrew Farriss, Bob Relf, Brian Elliot, Earl Nelson, Falco, Ferdi Bolland, Ian Stanley, Jeffrey Cohen, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Lionel Richie, Michael Hutchence, Narada Michael Walden, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Rick James, Rob Bolland, Robbie van Leeuwen, Roland Orzabal
- Producer
- Rick Derringer
- Engineer
- Tony Papa
- Drums
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- Guitar
- Jim “Kimo” West, Rick Derringer
- Accordion
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- Arranger
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- Assistant Engineer
- Jamey Dell
- Background Vocals
- “Weird Al” Yankovic, Jim “Kimo” West, Julia Waters, Lisa Popeil, Maxine Waters, Steve Jay, The Waters Sisters
- Bass Guitar
- Steve Jay
- Clarinet
- Joel Peskin
- Copyright ©
- CBS Records
- Credited
- Andrew Farriss, Aretha Franklin, Bananarama, BMG, BMG Bumblebee, Bob Relf, Bob-a-Lew Songs, Bobby Womack, Brenda Richie Publishing, Brian Elliot, Brockman Music, CBS Records, Chardonnay Investments, Dayglow Music, Dennis Fetchet, Ear Booker Music, Earl Nelson
- Fiddle
- Dennis Fetchet
- Glockenspiel
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- Label
- Rock ‘N’ Roll Records
- Mastering Engineer
- Joe Gastwirt
- Mixing Engineer
- Tony Papa
- Percussion
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- Phonographic Copyright ℗
- CBS Records
- Piano
- Reginald “Sonny” Burke
- Publisher
- BMG, BMG Bumblebee, Bob-a-Lew Songs, Brenda Richie Publishing, Brockman Music, Chardonnay Investments, Dayglow Music, Ear Booker Music, Elliot/Jacobsen Music, EMI Music Publishing, Flyte Tyme Tunes, Gratitude Sky Music, INXS Publishing, Kobalt Music, Philip Collins Ltd., Real World Music, Stone City Music, Warner/Chappell
- Saxophone
- Gary Herbig, William Kevin Anderson
- Synthesizer
- Jim Cox, Pat Regan
- Trumpet
- Warren Luening
- Tuba
- John Thomas Johnson