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"Weird Al" Yankovic – Talk Soup | Track profile | Dork

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"Weird Al" Yankovic
Alapalooza
Talk Soup

TRACK

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Talk Soup

From Alapalooza

Track 7

4:24

Comedy Music Novelty

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About This Track

"Talk Soup" is a track by "Weird Al" Yankovic, from the album Alapalooza. The track is 4:24 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

"Weird Al" Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Lyrics

Talk Soup

I dated Siamese Twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

My dog's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I'm just an anorexic, codependent, bingo, addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

My wife ran off with Elvis, my boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles and rubber underwear
I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I had a close encounter, I never chew my food
I got 11 nose jobs, I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I'm just a cross-dressin', alcoholic, neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

I'm just your average schizophrenic, nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa

I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right now

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me

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Track details

From Alapalooza

4:24

Listen

Album

"Weird Al" Yankovic

5th October 1993

Track number

7

1Jurassic Park
3:56
2Young, Dumb & Ugly
4:25
3Bedrock Anthem
3:41
4Frank's 2000" TV
4:05
5Achy Breaky Song
3:24
6Traffic Jam
4:02
7Talk Soup
4:24
8Livin' In the Fridge
3:35
9She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
4:54
10Harvey the Wonder Hamster
0:21
11Waffle King
4:26
12Bohemian Polka
3:40

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Executive Producer: Spencer Proffer