Trash Day

[Intro]

It's rotten, so rotten here

So rotten, ah, oh!

[Verse 1]

It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)

My place was getting kinda nasty (uh)

Even though the garbage I knew would reek (ya know)

Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then um, I'm taking, birthday cake and (oh)

Chili and greasy old bacon

Throw it all on top of the mess I've been makin'

Wife so mad she starts to shakin'

Leaky bag and now the girl is gagging, she's nagging

I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor (oh)

Is that too much to ask you for (oh)

But I see no reason why

Can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)

And now garbage is piled up high

And buddy you should see the flies

I said

[Chorus]

There something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out

(uh uh uh uh, oh)

Boy there's a lot in here (a lot)

And every day it grows (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)

Uh uh uh

Make you wanna throw up

[Verse 2]

Look at all this garbage that I keep generating (come on)

I sit around all day and watch it biodegrading

Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violating

Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitating

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma

Sure to put you in a coma

It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers

It's so bad, the roaches wearing slippers

Worn, sweaty clothes pile up in this joint

Stand up by themselves at this point

It's so filthy now baby I can't lie

I wipe my feet before I go outside

I wonder what crawled in here and died

Ya know, walking around barefoot I'd be terrified

But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like

Hey, I think them rats getting big (oh)

[Chorus]

There's something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh, oh

Look what we got in here (now what)

Let's watch it decompose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh

Make you wanna throw up

[Bridge]

With a little bit a (vomiting noise)

And a little bit a (vomiting noise)

Make me wanna throw up

It makes you wanna (vomiting noise)

Just makes you wanna (vomiting noise)

Oh

[Verse 3]

Some Lysol, some Comet

I got a mop and it's got your name on it

(What?) I'm just kidding doggone it

(Oh) Unless you're gonna do it

Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes (check it)

Garbage piles are going all the way to the bathroom

Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon

Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom

Oh

[Chorus]

There's something rotten here (say what)

You better hold your nose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh

It's gone to pot in here (to pot)

Bring out the fire hose (oh)

(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out) uh uh uh uh

Make you wanna throw up

[Outro]

With a little bit a

And a little bit a

Make me wanna throw up

Give a little bit a

And a tiny bit a

Make you wanna throw up

Mix a little bit a

With a molecule of a

Make me wanna throw up

It makes me wanna (oh! ew!)

Just makes me wanna (spitting noise)

Oh!