(Hey, Mr. Burns
You thought your money could buy you the world
I said hey there, Mr. Burns
I happen to notice that you don't have a girl)
Yo
Smithers loves you, Burns
Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign
We know you're straight, dude
I really hate to say there's no way anyone else would date you
Straight out the gay scene
How do you face him knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?
And all he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance
I said hey there, Mr. Burns
Yeah, so what if he's a man?
Yo
We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking
You're always home alone, you ain't Macaulay Culkin
You ain't a Flintstone, pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time
And while relationships, they have their twists and turns
But you know he'll never leave you, don't you, Mr. Burns?
So, you should give it a shot and maybe help the guy
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style
And all he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
And all he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
And all he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns
Hey, Mr. Burns
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