Beautiful Princess

[Intro]

You're so beautiful

You’re so terrible

You're so beautiful

(Really? Do me a fucking favour mate. Grow up.)

[Verse 1]

Beautiful princess, terrible waitress

Everything I ever wanted and more

That's what he called her

That’s what he said out loud

When he saw his dinner lying there on the floor

[Refrain]

He said, "Beautiful princess, you're a terrible waitress"

[Verse 2]

She thought, "How dare you?"

She thought, "How fucking rude"

But there was a little part of her that had to agree

But some things you don't say

Some things you keep to yourself

How can you have the audacity to call me

[Refrain]

Beautiful princess, terrible waitress

Beautiful princess, terrible waitress

Waitress, waitress, waitress

[Bridge]

Working for tips has never been this easy

Working for tips has never been so hard

Say that again, come on and make my day

You'll get a smack in the face with no service charge

[Outro]

Oh, fuck off

(Yeah, fuck off)