Creepy Uber Eats Man

Creepy Uber Eats man
Why do you think it's okay to be smiling at my girlfriend
In that creepy way, when you can see she doesn't like it?
And if my girl's not happy, neither am I

I thought about ripping that green box off your back
Thought about kicking your bike over, but what would be the sense in that?
Violence don't come naturally to me
But I can't just sit back and watch, I gotta find a way to make you see

Creepy Uber Eats man
Why do you think it's okay to be smiling at my girlfriend
In that creepy way, when you can see she doesn't like it?
And if my girl's not happy, neither am I

So me and my girl, we came up with a plan
Not an agressive, but effective way to make you understand
'Cause how would you like it if someone did that to you?
Well, you creepy Uber Eats man, that's exactly what I'm gonna do

Creepy Uber Eats man
I'm gonna smile at you how you've been smiling at my girlfriend
In that creepy way, I guarantee that you won't like it
A taste of your own medicine you will try

Well, look at this, how the tables have turned
Judging by your disgruntled look, I'd say the lesson has been learned
Now the creep has become the creeped out
I'm glad we could resolve this matter without the need to scream and shout
(Aow!)