Dank Mocha

Monday morning and I'm lacking motivation
Talking shit feeling weary so I turn the conversation towards
Eric's brand new coffee machine
He said it was a moving-in present from his mum and his stepdad
Then he made the dankest mocha that I've ever fucking had
All the ratios were perfect and the temperature just right
I swear I've never tasted anything so nice

Dank mocha (dank mocha)
I finished it in like five gulps
I'm off my rocker (he's off his rocker)
Working hard and getting results (yes)

Eric's really happy with his coffee machine
He's been talking all the lingo, he's been blowing off steam
He's been running 'round the gaff like a decapitated chicken
Running into rooms and smashing up the kitchen

Dank mocha (dank mocha)
I finished it in like five gulps
I'm off my rocker (he's off his rocker)
Working hard and getting results

I drink coffee for a kick up the ass
I'm not impressed by aromas or a latte, ah
I beg you, don't talk to me about the origins of your beans
I don't care, I just want

A dank mocha (dank mocha)
I finished it in like five gulps (yes he did)
I'm off my rocker (he's off his rocker)
Working hard and getting results (I felt that)

How ironic, just as we were
Making this tune, a spillage occurred
Eric's proper worried now, to tell you the truth
He said, "I really hope this hard drive is liquid proof"

Dank mocha (dank mocha)
I finished it in like five gulps (yes he did)
I'm off my rocker (he's off his rocker)
Working hard and getting results (nice one)
Dank mocha (dank mocha)
I finished it in like five gulps (yes he did)
I'm off my rocker (he's off his rocker)
Working hard and getting results
And it feels good

Hey!
Yeah, alright, what about this?
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, oh my god, bruv
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, well done, Eric
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, oh my god, bruv
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, well done, Eric
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, oh my god, bruv
This mocha is dank, this mocha is so dank
This mocha is dank, well done, Eric
This mocha is dank