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Baby Dave – Robert (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Baby Dave
Monkey Brain
Robert

TRACK

Robert

Release date: 20th April 2022

From Monkey BrainTrack 82:26

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Robert" is a track by Baby Dave, from the album Monkey Brain, released 20th April 2022. The track is 2:26 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 7 articles about Baby Dave.

About the Artist

Baby Dave

Baby Dave

Lyrics

Robert

[Intro]

If animals are to work in a team, they need to be able to communicate with one another. Sometimes its possible for you to communicate with them. Ahooo-aaah!

You gotta see your wife, mate

Alright

[Verse 1]

Sitting on the sofa with your hand in mine

I’ve got a little feeling that everything’s going to be fine

When I’m feeling down you take me for a walk

So comfortable in your company, we don’t even need to talk

[Chorus]

Oh, Robert

I love you so much

Robert

You’re like velvet to touch

Robert

What did I do before you?

[Verse 2]

When we mеt each other, I werеn’t in a good place

Everything changed when I saw your handsome face

I saw it in your big brown eyes that you were hurting too

So I rescued you like you rescued me, now it’s all brand new

[Chorus]

Oh, Robert

I love you so much

Robert

You’re like velvet to touch

Robert

What did I do before you?

What did I do before you?

What did I do, what did I do

What did I do before you?

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Track details

From Monkey Brain

2:262022

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Album

21st April 2022

Track number

8

Release year

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5Washing Machine

6Clarence's Dead Dad

8Robert

2:26

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