Sounds Good

[Intro]

Yes, yes, Baby Dave, how you doing, mate?

I've, uh, I thought I'd reach out to you, actually

I've just been listening to, uh, Clarence's Dead Dad in, uh, in my van

Um, and I, I've, I've been following you for a long time

In regards to your music on, uh, on YouTube

Um, and, uh, I've just got something for you, actually

'Cause when I listen to your music, I really can envision, um

How you do your videos, uh, we've something that potentially I can help you with

I wouldn't charge you for it, uh, at all

But basically, I've got the bite suit, so, we can put you in the bite suit, um

And then we can get the dobermans to be biting you or attachеd to you

While obviously you're just, you know, singing on, keeping a normal face, um

I'll sеnd you some videos, I'll send— send— videos

[Verse 1]

I don't know what to say, mate, other than what I'm about to

This is hands down the best voice message I've ever received, so thank you

It really made me laugh, I couldn't believe my ears

You sound like you're off your head, mate, you sound like you're on the beers

But I don't think I'm really that up for what you're suggesting to me

It's not that I don't like dogs, but I don't know, it just feels a bit risky, like

It's all well and good when they're biting on the bite suit

But what if they go for my face, mate?

Then what am I gonna do? I don't know

[Skit]

I'd like to say, I let you use it for free if you want it

The offer's there

I've got rottweilers, dobermans

You could have a rottweiler and a doberman doing it

Or you could have, I could get three dobermans, um

Or two dobermans, one on each arm, whilst you're sort of

I don't know, sat in a chair in a dark room or something

And they're, they're tearing you up

Obviously, you've got your bite suit on, so you'll be alright

But it'll look very good, you know what I mean?

I've done a few different things, uh, with the dobermans

I've done a Net— global Netflix series

And I've done a, uh, music video as well

[Verse 2]

Alright, so I've done a bit of googling to see if training security dogs is cruel

And I've come to the conclusion that with some breeds it isn't at all

Turns out they actually like it

They see a bite suit, they wanna bite it

And they enjoy the responsibility of guarding a human facility

So on that note, I would like to say yes

I will take part in your slightly out there request

Of me in a music video getting attacked by dogs

In a bite suit in a dark room just and casually singing along like this

[Chorus]

Sounds good to me

(Sounds good to me)

How dodgy can it be?

(I don't know, like, what are the odds?)

Sounds good to me

(Sounds good to me)

How dodgy can it be?

(I don't know, like, what are the odds?)

[Outro]

And get people quite excited, I think, you know what I mean?

So, let me know, haha, hope you ain't scared of dogs or anything

I don't think you would be, knowing, knowing how you are, to be honest

And it's a bit of a fucking, it's a bit of a buzz, it—, it's a bit of a buzz, innit, you know what I mean?