TEXAS HOLD ’EM (PONY UP REMIX)

[Chorus]

This ain't Texas (Woo)

Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)

[Verse 1]

There's a tornado (There's a tornado)

In my city (In my city)

Hit the basement (Hit the basement)

That shit ain't pretty (That shit ain't pretty)

Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)

'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')

Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

Ooh, one step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, you run to the left

Just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

[Chorus]

This ain't Texas (Woo)

Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh no

So park your Lexus (Hey, woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too

It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don't be a, come take it to the floor now, ooh

[Breakdown]

Take it to the floor now, ooh

Now I'ma need all my cowboys to the dancefloor (Hoops, spurs, boots)

To the floor now, ooh (Tuck, back, oops)

Get to the dancefloor

[Verse 2]

Woke up this mornin', my heart keeps racin' (Woo)

Straight to the bottom, we all need salvation (Come take it to the floor now, ooh)

Need you to end this drought, take me downtown

Gon' leave the truck, whiskey, baby

Let's get weekend (Weekend) wasted

Might as well just throw it all (Woo-woo)

And pony up, bitch, don't hold back on me

It's a rodeo, we gon' do-si-do (Hey)

Rope me in and then you take me home (Huh)

Give me all of your love, all of your sins, all of your flaws, pony up

Hats off to you, but it's boots on the ground

Sippin' on a Tennessee, spinnin' me around

I just see you with whiskey

I'm drinkin' straight, baby, all day

It's a hell of a life

Baby, I just might

Throw a party for the whole damn town

Chasin' my sins away with brown, brown

I'ma need another round, round, round, round

One for me, one for my lover, lover

Pony up and salute your town

Chasin' our sins away with brown

[Outro]

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too

Furs, spurs, boots (There's a whole lotta South comin' out, I'm gettin' rowdy on you)

Solargenic, photogenic, shoot (Whole lotta truth comin' out)