Alfred (Outro) (Alternative Version)

[Intro: Alfred Hitchcock]

You just put that needle in what is known as my flip side

I won't be able to sit down for a week

This record, by the way, is unbreakable

But not bulletproof

So I urge you to be careful

I can't put this too strongly

Please don't stain the rug, put bullet holes in the walls, or indulge in any unseemly struggling, because it creates a bad impression

People might think you are the type to throw wild parties

It is undignified actions of this kind that give murder a bad name

(*Gunshot*)