Kidnap the Sandy Claws

[Verse 1]

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Lock him up real tight

Throw away the key

And then turn out all the lights

First we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

And when he comes a-sniffing

We will snap the trap and close the gate

Wait I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up

[Chorus]

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for 90 years

Then see if he talks!

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man!

Can take the whole thing over then!

He'll be so pleased I do declare!

That he will cook him rare!

[Verse 2]

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door, and then...

Knock 3 times and when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more

You're so stupid think now

If we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Jack will beat us black and green

[Chorus 2]

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw Him in the ocean

And see if he gets sad!

[Verse 3]

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie

Is the meanest guy around

If I were on his Boogie list

I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew

We're his little henchman

And we take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And to stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

I'm not the dumb one

You're no fun

Shut up!

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good you'll see

We'll send a present to his door

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him

One, two, three

[Chorus]

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Beat him with a stick

Lock him for 90 years

See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

See what we will see!

Lock him in a cage

And then throw away the key!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

See what we will see!

Lock him in a cage

And then throw away the key!