Cancel Me

Cancel me cuz

I make fun of rednecks

Cancel me cuz

I think both our countries suck

Cancel me cuz

I'd rather live in femme-ocracy

Than this good ol' boy garchy embarassment

Can't sell me cuz

I'm a spoken word spartender

Cancel me cuz

My sedition is sub par

Can't sell me cuz

O'm the devil's angel advocate

Cancel me cuz

I'll take the joke too far

Rockstars are professional day rapists

Most bands I know had at least one creep

That's awkward and would try to invite young gullible girls

To their bus so they could take advantage

Cancel me cuz

I'm a rock rape whistle blower

Cancel me cuz

I don't like to rock or roll

Can't sell me

All my riffs are ravings to the OCD

Cuz you cannot control a freak out of control

Can't sell me so cancel me

Can't sell me

Even tough I've been discounted

Can't sell me

If I've already been sold

Can't sell me

To the masses of the free liberty nature

Cuz I'll tell them what they don't want to be told

But the truth is that

I'm just just too old