The Humblest Man in the World

[Verse 1]

I soar like a balding eagle or a nearsighted hawk

Am I a conceited pigeon or a modest peacock?

I'm an in outsider, petticoat tail rider

I'm not a criminal, but I'm kind of a crimer

For sure, the humblest man

[Chorus 1]

My lifelong job is to live in improv

I can't comprehend the mundane

I'm more sincere than a person who's very sincere

When I say living a normal life is simply profane

[Verse 2]

The least narcissistic, cordial rockstar

I never kick that joke ball too far

He's the punk rock icon seen on TMZ

Does anyone here wanna hang out with me?

[Chorus 2]

The right wrong medicine won't make you live longer

What does kill you won't make you stronger

The punk rock Night Birds of a feather will always rock together

[Guitar solo bridge]

[Outro]

He's the humblest man on the planet

Give me any joke, I will deadpan it

If humility's like wine, I'm getting finer with age

He's the most unpretentious NOFX member on stage

Alright