Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?

I don't feel like movin'

I don't feel like talkin'

I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today

I barely feel like rollin'

There's no way I'm rockin'

I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

When I saw him on TV

I thought he looked crazy

Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy

So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time

He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

I wanna be like Stephen

So I'm gonna walk uneven

And havin' a little trouble breathin'

Hеy, hey, hey

I'm gonna live by gravitational law

I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw

And make my hand look more like a lobster claw

Hey, hey, hey

But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag

It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag

I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag

But then I learned the tail was a tube

'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

You give me somethin' to believe in

Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em

I think he might have melted in a wax museum

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?

Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

You give us all a super creepy feelin'