You Got NOFX'd

We can't claim innocence

And it wasn't coincidence

A longing for dissention

With no fear of reprehen...sion

Our plan was to make sure

Not to follow any plan

If you leave a show perplexed

You've probbaly been NOFX'd

We love to leave fans

Searching for an answer

Like a freight train runaway

The fucked up things we do or say

Will most likely cause a fabulous disaster

Punk rock in the 80's was a provate creepy bubble

We didn't just get

We searched for ways to get into unnecessary trouble

Take me back to the ride without a track

If you found yourself herpes complexed

You probably got yourself NOFX'd

We once used to spread like bad sex transmissed diseases

When you find your punk punch has been spiked

You've been Eric Melvined or Fat Miked

So don't expect any apologizes

If you've been mexed, kinky sexed

Jewed punk hexed or NOFX's

Get in the longest line

Cuz you're the next contestant

On the game show we invented

To keep you disoriented

Cuz it's still our jobs to keep punk rock elite