Fake-A-Wish Foundation

It was a sad bittersweet end

When I suddenly lost my brain cancered friend

It turns out poor Brett was just poor

And he told over thirty bands about his cancer before

It was all a scam

He had just showed me someone else's brain scan

But it's ok, Brett

Yeah it's ok, Brett

You may have taken me for a ride

But you gave me my best song about cancer yet

So now you'll be known across the Nation

As a guy who started the Fake-A-Wish foundation

I cured one case of cancer will be my acclamation