Can't Sell Me

Cancel me

Cuz i make fun of rednecks

Cancel me

Cuz i think both our countries suck

Cancel me

Cuz i'd rather live in a [va-mockracy?]

Than this "good-'ol-boy"-garchy embarassment

Can't sell me

Cuz i'm a spoken words bartender

Can't sell me

Cuz my sedition is sub-par

Can't sell me

Cuz i'm a devil's angel advocate

Cancel sell me

Cuz i'll take the joke too far

Rockstars are professional date-rapist

Most bands i know had at least one creep

That was awkward and would try to invite

Young, gullible girls to their bus

So they could take advantage

Cancel me if i'm a [?] whistle-blower

Cancel me cuz i don't like to rock or roll

Can't sell me or my rants and ravings to the lcd

Can't freak out of control freak out of control

Can't sell me

So cancel me

Can't sell me even tho i've been discounted

Can't sell me if i've already been sold

Can't sell me to the masses of the pre-liber-teenagers

Cuz i tell them what they don't want to be told

But the truth is that i'm just too old..