Pittsville Direkt

No current is waned

Where it wants to go

Some are only happy

In the throes

Of bitter arguments

Ready and packed

To ride there by train ride

By plane ride

By walking

Or from the insides

I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt

I don't wanna go to Pittsville Direkt

No no no Pittsville Direkt

Yes yes yes Pittsville Direkt

Stood off the train platform

Crushed cig in cup

FDA regulation state

Boarded at gate

Plane rides

I can't deal with Pittsville Direkt

I don't wanna trip to Pittsville Direkt

No love lost in Pittsville Direkt

And meanwhile

From New York to Skegness*

They don't ask your telephone silk

I don't wanna go to Pittsville Direckt

No no no no Pittsville Direkt

Please don't please Pittsville Direkt

Many a jest in Pittsville Direkt

By planeride

By trainride

What are they doing to Bournemouth City Park West?

Why have they got those masks on?

I wanna exit Pittsville Direkt

I'm correct about Pittsville Direkt

The citizens of Pittsville Direkt

Will be out scaring ghosts

Around midnight

Ride out to where the planets roam

Drive carefully! Mother-to-be on board

Boarding now from Pittsville Direkt