Duke Westlake Cypher

All beef

Oscar Meyer, attitude

Transmogrifier, set to bragging dude

I shot the death star, I'm oh so swaggin'

I'm like Reptar, komodo dragon

And ya'll are Bambis, I'm Samwise Gamgees

Put the game on my back, like it's Frodo Baggins

Holler at your hobbit, fuck your Gollum ways

Follow me to get my ring I'll set it all ablaze

Because I'm saucy, like I'm Hollandaise

But I love rapping, like a grandma at the holidays

I love rapping like most rappers just love dough

They get the Pillsbury like Bill Murray I just flow

And crush the microphone to subatomic quarks and shit

Until it's flung across a bunch of odd coordinates

So if you're talking, put a sock or pop a cork in it

The game is finished man it's over, stick a fork in it

Or have Kavorkian escort it to the morgue

And get it's organs in the fridge and call the stork to fill the orphanage

I'm in the future chilling with my man Neo

While lames are in the past and play with Sanrio

So damn Vevo, I simply bust better

And beat every ninja turtle ever plus shredder

This nerd is blowing up, it's a phenomenon

That you couldn't copy if you kamikazed Comic-con

Ice Cube would say to come and test Compton

But I'm on a rapping bender like I'm Hunter S. Thompson

I'm on a bender, like a tiny gray antenna

Futurama baby but my tiny lame dilemma

Is that my energy is like a shot of five hour

So I guess that technically it makes me WHITE POWER

I devour every doubter I encounter catch a coward and I sit him on the counter

And I fix his little cowlick and I work with him to try to be a

Way less sucky new productive member of society

Cause there's no rivalry

I'm taking a page of the Patriots playbook and making a dynasty

And you could be singing the national anthem as if it's a minor key

I'll give you the win and I promise that I'll even throw in a tune up

I'm doing it moving I'm loving the music I'm looking for truth

I've been rocking a decade and if I get lucky I'll rock it at seventy

If I'm alive I'll be, a fucking sight to see