Mody on the Turnpike

Wow, what a ton of fun

I'm sitting on the 101

In traffic and scratching on my ass again

I guess it's out of habit

Cause cause it doesn't itch I fidget

And I'm switching my position

So my weight is on my left butt cheek

Pissed cause I know my shitty phone is gonna ring again

I want to fucking chuck it off an overpass

I never want to think about a million little problems and I'm gonna hit ignore

Because I don't agree that we must speak

Cause I gotta get away

I know gotta take a break

I'm booking a vacation

Doesn't matter watcha call it

I'm a total workaholic

And I haven't even made the time to have a any relationship in five damn years

Moving at the speed of light

Because I was afraid of living in the dark

I always gotta finish what I start

Although I'm sorry that I didn't do the dishes

I was busy but I'll get em in the morning if the time appears