A Theme from a NOFX Album

We're professional punkers

We come from the suburbs

After 15 years, we're still having fun

Now we're over 30, not looking so purty

At least we got a beat up accordion

That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber

He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk

Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly

From livin' the good life provided by punk

Singin' singin' singin'

Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doing just fine

Hefe's not satanic he's one hip Hispanic

He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin

He wears baggy pants he know how to break-dance

You've seen him do every impersonation

That's Melvin on six-string "some tell me I can't sing"

Oh I think you can just don't do it 'round me

Stick with what you know playing guitar solo

With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke

Singin' singin' singin'

Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doing just fine

My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians

I've been a punkrocker for most of my life

I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat

But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice

I'm Kent I do sound "Look he's getting so round"

Like Timmy The Turtle he counts as he clicks

I'm Jay (I don't care) someone please cut his hair

I'm Limo from Scotland so gimme haggis

Singin' singin' singin'

Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doing just fine

Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some Bushmills I'll sing you this song

Throw me a quaalude, or chop me a line

We're pushing 40 we're doing just fine

Buy me Newcastle or pass me a bong

Give me Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

If you take the low road then I'll take the high