Don’t Count On Me (Demo)

Whenever you're in need, or just feeling down

Remember that I'm probably on tour in a different town

If you're in a bind or feeling against a wall

Please don't make me one of the first people that you call

And I mean this very sincerishly

Don't count on me - 'cuz I'm the worst

If I'm there it'll be a surprise to so many other friends that I'd call first

It's not that I don't care

I just don't care very much

Because I'm either on the spectrum or just plain out of touch

That's who I am, it's what I do

I could change if I wanted to, but I don't

But if you really need someone to count on

To bring you stress, to extinguish happiness

And anxiety and duress

You can always count on me

'Cause I'm chalant, I'm inspiteful

I am ....ble, .....ble

I'm a cockroach in a salad

I'm a ....... on a ballot

I'm an empty diary

As useful as a college degree

I put the 'emo' in chemotherapy

So if you ever really need some one to be there

Don't count on me

I ................

I was born in the beginning so I won't be there in the end

So feel free to call me friendly ('frenemy' ?)

Just please don't call me 'friend'