Johnny Appleseed

Through word of mouth let it be known

The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary

Travelling from coast to coast

He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

Man, why you always talkin' shit about Johnny anyway?

He's down for the cause, holmes!

He's making sure his garden grows

He'll plant a seed in every town he goes

Fertilizing the country side

Chu couldn't stop him with insecticide

Makin' sure that the garden grows, yeah, yeah, yeah

He'll water the yeard with a garden hose

And you know he'll be plantin' a seed, yeah yeah yeah

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed

Oh, yes; this Johnny character is just what we're looking for

He's very straight, very gang, very Hispanic

He'll do just fine

When diggin' holes, he be wearing a glove

He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove

He'll plant the seed, makin' sure it's sown

He go into the shed, and he start hoein' with the hoe

(Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!)

Makin' sure that the garden grow, yeah, yeah, yeah

He'll water the yard with the garden hose

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed, yeah, yeah, yeah

The contemporary Johnny Appleseed