Well, I ate my Christmas dinner from a can
You know, I didn't want to interrupt my festive COD marathon
Start it up, completely unclothed
Well, there's no point in dressing for these times
Harass some snowflakes, for the lolz
Well, they've got to learn that offense is a part of life
And dicks out for old Harambe
I'm not alone, I'm online
'Cause I'm on 4chan
I'm into pol and b
And it feels, feels good man
To be making history
And today I photoshopped four new photographs
Of Tyler Durden and good old Patrick Bateman
And now my steam account, it's got two new followers
And I've spammed some feminists with troll faces
I'm cooling on pig's blood and I'm debating over 7000
Why I'm incel - I'll never comprehend
And they say that kids can't accomplish anything these days
But then again, they're way behind
And I'm on 4chan
I'm into mu and v
And it feels, feels good man
I'm gonna kill all normies
But who you gonna call?
When the boards are slow, or your server's down
We're not Kristen Wiig, that's for sure
Have another crank by the window
I said, who you gonna call
When you can't bear the noise of it
And you finally see through it all
Then you decide to sell all your cryptos
Well you're just some dude who decided to stay at home
On 4chan
Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs
And pissing all over everyone
For no reason
I'm on 4chan
I'm on 4chan
I'm on 4chan