Trojan Horse

[Verse 1]

Well I went down

To the newsagents

And I found a load of materials

Oh, at the newsagents

And I tried to by some cigarettes

And the lady, she looked at me

But all she said was

[Hook]

Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

[Verse 2]

And I went down, down, down

To the lumberyard

‘Cause I needed some twigs

Yes, I needed some twigs

To build a house with

And I said to the man

I said “How much for these twigs?”

But all he said was

[Hook]

Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

[Verse 3]

And I got on the train

But I didn’t have a ticket

And the man came up to me

The ticket man

And I thought that he must be about to tell me off

But he just stared

For twenty minutes

And then all he said

Was

[Hook]

Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse (repeated)