72 Hookers

[Verse 1]

They don't hate us, they just hate their lives

And desperate people learn to despise

The suicidals don't want a coup

They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72

[Chorus]

72 virgins can never stop a war

But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps

In stopping hatred, fighting will cease

When everyone is getting blow jobs

That's when we'll finally have world peace

[Verse 2]

How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?

We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores

Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks

Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan

They'll gladly blow the sheiks

[Bridge]

These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex

Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex

Maybe if they could see a woman's face

They might not get onto that plane

With a bomb in their suitcase

[Refrain]

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[Chorus]

72 virgins can never stop a war

But a 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps

In stopping violence, fighting will cease

When everyone is getting blow jobs

That's when we'll finally have world peace