Bearly Legal

Why are you being nice to me?

That's not like you at all

Because i've really missed your friendship

And your high cholesterol

I've always wanted to be with you

But i'm boring and obese

You've got a purple mohawk

And i wear a hair piece

So what if i'm more fun than you

And don't forget i'm fuckin' cute

Do you think that you can deal with my ill repute?

Your reputation doesn't bother me

It tickles and offends

That's why i wanna introduce you to my parents and my friends

You would you do that with me

I would do that with you

There's so many things i'll introduce you to

I think i wanna be with someone just like you

I can start exercising every day

Get muscular and lean

That's silly i'll just take diet pills

And methamphetamine

I don't want you to change for me

Your rolls and body hair

I'm starting to let me see you

Like a human teddy bear

Maybe i could learn to like drug use and punk rock

Maybe i could learn to like your small uncircumcised cock

If my size is a problem

I'm sure it won't persist

I'll just have to satisfy you

With some ky and my fist

You would you do that with me

I will do that with you

I wanna be with someone just like you

I wanna be with someone just like you