Three String Guitar

I got two arthritic legs

I got five tuning pegs

I’ve got a bike that chain that I turned into a strap

I can’t remember the songs that I wrote last week

Yeah I’ve got that

I got thirty seven notes

And hundreds of used up famous quotes

And clichés on the wall

My songs are like trees in the forest

No one hears them fall

There are so many things

I can do with just three strings

Still nothing gets dropped into the hat

I don’t steal melodies

And sometimes just change keys

Song masturbation, yeah I’ve got that

But all I need is two

To write better songs than you