Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)

[Verse 1]

39 My hair should be parted not spiked and green

My nights should end at 10 and not 6 am

But it is and they don't

I still get excited when the Adolescents play

Wake up not knowing what I did last night

Finding out and thinking that was cool and not sad

[Verse 2]

I might be and adult but I'm still a minor at heart

OK my liver is my senior part

But that's a part you can trade in

When your band has been a band longer than the Ramones

And critics coin you "the punk Rolling Stones"

That's when you know this is for life