I'm Going To Hell For This One

Jesus Christ will resurrect

He's got his BMI royalty to collect

He's not the white

Fragile hippie

He looks and acts more like

An indignant Ice-T

Jesus Christ is coming back

He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass

Superstar, The Passion of

He wants his money not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years

He's fixed a lot sports

And drank a million beers

Some x-tasy, A thin white line

He says designer drugs

Beat the hell out of wine

Jesus Christ on vacation

Spreading massive religion

"Sex and drugs, we abstain"

He thinks Christians are insane

They don't know love

They know fear and moral hauteur

Scare tactics I never taught

"If you're gonna look to me

Better get rose coloured shades

Cuz what you see is what you get"