Go to Work Wasted

I'm overhung, overslept

I'm ripe, disheveled, perfectly unkempt

I like my drink mit toast and eggs

The best bloody mary you've ever tasted

Go to work wasted, go to work bombed

You gotta pull a shot before you start the job

I wanna operate heavy machinery

I wanna watch watch watch watch online pornography

You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low

You gotta put your nose to the grindstone stoned

That elbow grease will get you fucked

You don't wanna be a jerk or schmuck

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck