Keep Out of It

Charcoal coloured night at the entrance

Hazed, I won't walk in

Those nights those weekends

Give you a kickin'

People half your age

I feel like Elaine Paige

But without the fuckin' tunes an' Joe Cocker bollocks

East miserable Mainline

Where the air con won't be saved by Nicolas Cage

Put some fuckin' heatin' on

Don't be shy

Smoker's cough and a poky loo

Gets drenched when I turn the tap on

One pint can on

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

Play it smooth

Too much to consider

I didn't ask you to, did I?

2 wi one 'o' or two spelt 't' double 'o'

Oh no, Speak & Spell hell

Ian's a twat and he still works in a clothes shop

Desperately announced any death of whatever

Strengthens

Better pay ya respects

Quick for the kudos

Coffees at expensive tea shops

Full of local art

Fuck off!

Gromit

Thomas the Tank Engine

Forties sleepy village carrot cake hell

Vomit

His unimagined work towards the goal

Of no soul

Just happenings

Within the four walls of your own fuckin' home

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

Eatin' Coffeemate by the spoon

It tastes like cake mix

I waste time flickin' bogeys

Really sore nose

"Is this your handywork?"

As the green particles from the men's toilet

Land on your fuckin' shirt

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

I keep out of it

Keep your eyes slit make it

Keep your eyes slit, aye

Keep your eyes down to it

Keep your eyes, aye aye