The Mail Don't Fail

This country's dying scream

Squabbling bones

An elite who overlooked the abuse in children's homes

The abuse of human rights for the lust

Of yacht's insides

I can't even spell the word yacht, alright

And if it gets far too much they'll bury the stories with

More abuse on a national scale

The Mail don't fail

It'll gather you like willing subjects

To sow the upset

And turn me into a raving halfwit

On government time

I've got a Westminster mind

A national hero, called Mr Zero

The Mail don't fail

The Mail don't fail

Deidre sez, "You're fat and you're dead."

Body mistakes on frosted flakes

Green line on night shift

Green lawn on night shift

Exhausted voices paying out rates

Desk slug, no lettuce

No mates

No chance of an holiday on a rota full of rigor mortis

That ain't Latin, that's like it or f'ing lump it

Flowers strapped to lamp posts

And bike sprayed white to signify the new ghost

The car that sped angel's delight

A national hero, called Mr Zero

The Mail don't fail

The Mail don't fail

Looks of hate and looks of it's too late

Looks of depression and management iefficiency

The guidelines blurred in situations

No clear route matches the expectations

They've all gone

Nobody gives a toss

It's all held together by a thin grasp

Reason, company ethos, that's where

Everybody's snapped in the workhouse lair

"Please Sir, can I have some more?"

I nicked the staff key for the public toilet door

Cos the customer one is a real slice of life

Dried-up wee on the lid, yeah that's nice

Eamonn Andrews and "This is your life..."

A national hero, called Mr Zero

The Mail don't fail

The Mail don't fail

Panic attack

Panic room

Nick nak

Paddy wack panic

That's no tie

It's too hot for that

Sod it boss

Ain't looking three buttons down

I look daps, John Travolta man

One to ones are merely sign it

And get done, nah get down

No Dragon's Den, just dandruff mate

Nightmare