Packs of Three

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

But you've no idea where that cock has been

You said you were careful - you never were with me

I heard you did it four times but jonnies come in packs of three

She was the best shag I'd ever had

That doesn't mean I'm saying, bedwise, you were bad

I think you were working, we got a hotel

We didn't have anything but I thought I might as well

I never told you the rest

I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test

You know I just said it for effect

Then you laughed and said I'd fuck anything in a skirt once I'm erect

And she's a famous harlot in this town

I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down

He said I'm an arsehole, what was I thinking?

It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking