Who Named the Days?

I never slam the door these days

Then again, i'm never here

And you know where to find me

With my oldest friend I hold so dear

Who named the days?

Who named this mess?

I don't care what she says

I need to get out less

Me and him go back a long way

And his advice has always been shite

But he knows how to make me laugh

I've never bothered if he's right

Who named the days?

Who named this mess?

I don't care what she says

I need to get out less

But sometimes when I'm with him

I just stop being me

And he knows, on my own, I could never be

The man he's always wanted me to be

He makes me treat girls like shit

He makes me lie to them and use them

I think he loves to watch me playing games

And he loves to watch me lose them