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Effete and Impudent Snobs
Whitey in the Woodpile

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Whitey in the Woodpile

Release date: 23rd March 1990

From Effete and Impudent Snobs

About This Track

"Whitey in the Woodpile" is a track by Cows, from the album Effete and Impudent Snobs, released 23rd March 1990. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Cows

Cows

Lyrics

Whitey in the Woodpile

There's...!

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

Shut that door!

Stay away from my keys

Stay away from my clothes

Stay away from my money

Stay away from my drugs

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

Shut that door!

Stay away from my sister

Stay away from my wife

Hey, my wallet is missing

Somebody is going to die

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

There's whitey in the woodpile

Shut that door!

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Track details

From Effete and Impudent Snobs

1990

Album

Effete and Impudent Snobs

Release year

1990

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Credits

Credited: Dave Vandersteen, Günter Pauler, Kevin Rutmanis, Shannon Selberg, Thor Eisentrager, Tim Mac, Tony Oliveri