Anarchy Camp

Got an invitation to go to Anarchy Camp

There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening

The soundtrack will go multi platinum

Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn

You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat

Christiania's kinda far away

So come along with me

We can dance and trip and be anarchists

We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven till it cooks

We're gonna take the ashes to the wassail and we'll drink

Rules of Anarchy Camp: reckless abandonment

Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded

If you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them

Cause everyone who's no one will be participating

No one who is someone will ever get to know the joys of anarchism

Destruction of the system, yeah

So come along with us

Salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus

We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts

And we're never coming home

Underwater basket-weaving

Methamphetamine symposiums

African killer spelling bees

Bowling in ice hockey rinks

Anarchy Camp's never inert

(You think we don't know that it's)

Not much fun till someone gets hurt

So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp

Time to make some reservations for next year's Anarchy Camp