We Got Two Jealous Agains

[Verse 1]

I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom

But my mind started to stray when I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles

[Verse 2]

What's with this Underdog and this GnR EP?

I don't think Hanoi Rocks and I don't want your Paul Stanley next to my Subhumans gatefold

I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I don't think this record merger's gonna work

[Chorus]

But when I saw Christ on Parade and This is Boston, Not LA

I knew you were the one

[Verse 3]

I knew you were for me when I saw the first Vandals EP

I found SNFU and cool, I owned that record too

Seems we both had Social Unrest and sung "she's a pervert nurse"

We both had the first pressing of How Could Hell Be Any Worse

[Chorus]

I knew you were the one

[Verse 4]

So now we got two Earth ADs

We got two Killing Jokes

We got two Adolescents

Two Peni's and two The Crews

We got two Someone Got Their Head Kicked Ins

We got two Declines, two Damageds

And two Jealous Agains

[Bridge]

I knew you were the one

When I saw Machine Gun Etiquette

I knew you were the one

When I saw the Peace War comp

[Verse 5]

We got two Articles of Faith

31 minutes of Group Sex

A couple of Avengers

And a pair of Out Of Steps

We got two What We Do Is Secret

We got two TSOL's

We got two Freedom Of Choices

We got two Three Hits From Hells

[Chorus]

I knew you were the one