One Million Coasters

[Verse 1]

Coasters and Frisbees

Fish lures for deep seas

Mobiles for infants

They make great Christmas tree ornaments

[Chorus]

Bring the whole family, parking is free

You're going to love, our selection

Of 8-track tapes, blank floppy discs

Mobile car phones, Atari 2600 consoles

[Verse 2]

Guard rail reflectors

Hold 'em hand protectors

Halloween handouts

We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse

[Chorus]

Full of cassette tapes, Persimmon woods

Ink jet printers, telephone booths

Sony Walkmans, Kodak 110s

Analogue TVs, Betamaxes

And 10 million CDs