Best God in Show

I’ve no consideration, zero mutual respect

For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect

I don’t wanna waste a sentence, I don’t want a convert-sation

That’s gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation

And I find it’s getting harder to hang out

With grown adults who actually believe

In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark and that their god is the best

My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal?

Techniques for bloodletting, advice on trichinosis

Would you navigate the globe, with a map of a flat earth?

Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth?

I find it’s getting painful to put up

With grown adults who actually believe

In Unicorns and Creation, and god always takes their side

That’s when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown

Thank God for blowing up, the enemy’s sacred ground

So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?

When you swap free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny?

And it’s getting agonizing to hang out

With grown adults who actually believe

Mythology and history trump physics and science

My aversion has turned to abhorrence