Suits and Ladders

[Mike] I got manicured fingers and toes

[Melvin] I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I’m still condescending

[Mike] Your ass and teeth permanent browned

[Melvin] Your face is permanently frowned

[Mike] and I have everything I want

[Melvin] Your life’s gotta really suck

[Both] You gotta hustle all day just to make the bucks

To get high enough just to forget about what you’ve become

[Mike] You’re the one who lives nowhere

[Melvin] You think you’re life’s more than a game of suits and ladders

[Both] When nothing really matters

[Melvin] You’re not just fluous, you’re superfluous

[Mike] You don’t actually do anything

[Both] A human redundancy

[Mike] 40 year old Macallans

[Melvin] 40 Old English ounces

[Mike] Henry IV double shot

[Melvin] I just finished a bottle of Old Crow

[Mike] I just bought a case of Château Margaux, not the 95, the 96

[Mike] Your house is of corrections

[Melvin] Your house is full of collections of crap you bought from selling others out

You’re the one who has nothing

[Mike] Your life is a game of unstable bladders, when nothing really matters

You woke up today covered in droppings

[Both] When the bottom drops, my life won’t change a bit

[Melvin] But yours will turn to shit

[Both]

You are a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man

You’re quite a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man