It Ain't Gaza

I woke up and I felt so bad

We had the worst fight that we ever had last night

Both of us had too much to drink

Feels like we're right on the brink

But it ain't Gaza

No, it ain't Gaza

It's not as bad as Gaza

Or the Ukraine

I'm down to my last red cent

Can't pay for groceries, a doctor, my rent

It is impossible to find a job out there

Gonna have to beg, borrow, or rob somebody

But it's not cancer

No, it ain't cancer

It's not terminal cancer

Or Ebola

It's still serious in Syria

And dangerous in Nigeria

Sarajevo made me so sad

And Baghdad it's still as it ever was

Bad as it ever was

The ocean is a cesspool

The President's a reckless fool

Tsunami, hurricane, typhoon

An another earthquake is gonna hit soon

The world is about to implode

Don't forget to lock and load

But it's not your mother

And it ain't Big Brother

Or your kid in college

Or paying' for college

Or havin' to apologize

Forgive and apologize

And it ain't ISIS

It ain't ISIL

Which on is it?

But it's not Gaza

No it ain't Gaza

It's not even close