Looking at the Calendar

Let's not split at Thanksgiving, that would be too rough

On display around the family table saying pass the stuffing

With all those loved ones witnessing all our rage and pain

Let's not split at Thanksgiving, that would be insane

And we can't quit at Christmas time, that's also insanity

You have to check the lights work right, I have to lug the tree inside

It's takes two to make the tree stand straight, to get it in the stand

No, we can't quit at Christmas, that can't be our plan

We can't quit at Christmas time, the world won't understand

Not on Independence Day, that would be joke

Going to watch the fireworks to celebrate what broke

And not our anniversary, that would be too cold - way too cold

That day I keep forgetting we swore to have and hold

Not a September separation that everyone should know

And blame the stars and planets and our dumb sing Virgo

Halloween's a possibility, we can wear some masks

In costume and pretending so we don't have to ask ourselves

But looking at the calendar there really is no day

That makes sense for us to end it, throw it all away

The whole idea's too harmful, it's too sad, too strange, too cruel - way too cruel

No date would be convenient, well, maybe April Fool's Day

Looking at the calendar, maybe April Fool's