Bitchin' Camero (Demo)

Whoa

Hey  Jack what's happenin'?

I  don't know

Rumor around town says you're thinking about headin' down to the shore

Yeah, I'm thinking about going... to the shore

Going  down for senior week?

Uh  huh

You know I'm twenty-seven years old and I never miss a senior week

Oh  really. What are you gonna do down there?

Well I don't know. Might go to the sand bar

What's the sand bar?

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year old's drink

Oh  cool

Yeah, really business

Hey, Crystal Ship will be there

They will be doing their Doors show

"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel!"

"Keep your eyes on the road those hands upon the wheel!"

"Going to the roadhouse looking for somethin' to steal!"

Yeah, should be a bitchin' time

Uh huh

Can't wait to go now

Ah, how are you gettin' down there?

Ah, I have a car now

You got a car!

My parents bought it for me

What kind of car it it?

It's a bitchin' carmero

1234!

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

I ran over my neighbors

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

Now I'm in all the papers

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My folks bought me a bitchin' camero

But no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair

And I didn't get arrested because my dads the mayor

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

Donuts on your lawn

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

Tony Orlando and Dawn

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When I drive past the kids

They all spit and cuss

'Cuz I drive a bitchin' camero and they have to ride the bus

So you better get outta my way when I cut through your yard

'Cuz I got a bitchin' camero and Exxon credit card

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

Yeah man where'ya headed

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Bitchin' camero, bitchin' camero

I am strung out on unleaded