Christmas Party

I hope you have a Merry Christmas

I hope you have a Happy New Year

We're throwin' a Christmas party

You should come cause there's lots of beer

Jonny's in the kitchen making cookies

Sally's in the bathroom drinking rum

And I'm standin' here telling everyone there's lots of beer

Oh, how I wish that you could come

We've never had a party like this before

It'd be a shame if you miss it, it's not a bore

Won't say no more

Wanna hear you knockin' at the door

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas

I said it before I'll say it again

This christmas is one that can't be missed

The best one we've had since 1910

Sally's in the street directing traffic

Jonny's in the cellar drinking gin

And I'm standing here saying don't forget the beer

And oh, what a great year it's been

We've never had a party like this before

It'd be a shame if you miss this one, it's not a bore

Won't say no more

Wanna hear you knockin' at the door

I hope you have a wonderful christmas

I hope you'll have a holiday of cheer

We're throwin' a christmas party

You should come cause there's lots of beer

Jonny's in the kitchen cooking mistletoe

He says he's making a mistletoe pie

And I'm making a fuss, cause mistletoe's poisonous

What the hell, I don't care, they can die!

Deck the halls, with boughs of holly

Fa lah lah lah lah

I hope you have a Wonderful Christmas

I hope you have a Happy New Year

You can forget about Ronnie Reagan

Whatever you do, don't forget the beer