Streetlamps - Walking To Work

As I was walking to work one day

I saw a man drowning in his latte

The girl at the coffee shop wouldn't help him

For he was a terrible tipper

So I just kept walking to work

As I was walking to work one day

I saw an orphanage going up in flames

But I could not race into the fire

To quiet the children's desperate cries

Because I was late for work

As I was walking to work one day

I saw an elephant going on a rampage

It had escaped from the circus

It really hated those clowns

Their squirting flowers had no effect

So I just kept walking to work