Follow Your Leaders

[Verse 1]

By the people, for the little people

Here's how we like to start off the set

"Dude, where's my coke?" is followed by a weak joke

That segues into "Vote Democrat"

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, how upsetting

It seems I've neglected

To mention that punk used to be so dangerous

[Chorus 1]

Follow your leaders, come all true believers

We're charming and lovable misfits

Fall into line like you do all the time

And whatever you do, don't grow up

[Verse 2]

Listen up, friends, Romans, and countrymen

We're not your father's rock and roll band

"No brown M&Ms" Gee, ain't I irreverent?

See? Please notice, I laughed at myself

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Aren't we original?

PBR logos

On all of our t-shirts and record covers

[Chorus 2]

Follow your leaders, come all true believers

We're frat boys with sillier haircuts

Fall into line like you do all the time

And whatever you do, don't grow up

[Bridge]

Let's head out to Punk Rock Bowling

Then The Fest is on our list next

Cargo vans in place of little cars

Dyed hair instead of fezzes

Who will whip his dick out first

Then chase three Xanax with a fifth of Jack?

We're so bad

[Verse 3]

Girls, girls, please try and control yourselves

Drop your panties after the show

Calm down, there's plenty of me to go around

Now from which ass shall I snort this blow?

Come on, can't you laugh?

Dude, the DT's are rad

Oh, you killjoy, just go back to Jesus-land

[Chorus 3]

Or follow your leaders, come all true believers

We're snide, flippant, social piranhas

Fall into line or you'll be left behind

And whatever you do, don't grow up

Follow your leaders, come all true believers

We're reliving high school as winners

Fall into line like you do every time

And whatever you do, don't grow up